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Mākaukau ʻoe, e nā keiki?

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KEIKI:
ʻAe, ʻae, Kāpena!

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ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke lohe iā ʻoe.

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[leo nui]:
ʻAe, ʻae, Kāpena!

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♪ ʻAe...

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♪ ʻO wai e noho ana i kahi paina
malalo o ke kai? ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪

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♪ Absorbent a melemele
a he porous ia. ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪

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♪ Inā he nautical nonsense
kahi mea āu e makemake ai... ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪

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♪ A laila e hoʻokuʻu i ka papa
a lele me he i'a la. ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!♪

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♪ Mākaukau?
ʻO SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!

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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!

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[ʻakaʻaka puʻuwai]

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[ hoʻokani leo ea]

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Kākoʻo ʻia ka captioning
na MTV NETWORKS

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[ SpongeBob lāua ʻo Patrick
ʻakaʻaka]

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Auwe!

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[ʻakaʻaka lāua ʻelua]

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[ʻakaʻaka puʻuwai]

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ʻO ʻoe nō.

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[ʻakaʻaka lāua ʻelua]

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ʻO ʻoe nō.

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E kali, e Pat--
ʻo ʻoe nō!

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[ uē ]

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ʻO ka hōʻailona!

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[ huli ka ʻakaʻaka i ka makaʻu]

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[ uē ]

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[ halulu ]

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Patrick!

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E ʻae mai iaʻu e kōkua iā ʻoe
mai laila aku, e ka hoa.

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ʻO ke koena o ʻoukou i lalo?

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ʻO ke koena oʻu aia i luna nei.

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Ooh, ua loaa ia'u
hopohopo ma laila, e ka hoa.

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[ʻakaʻaka]

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Eia kou poo.

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[ʻakaʻaka ʻakaʻaka]

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ʻIke wau i kēia ʻakaʻaka a pau
e lilo i kumu ole.

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ʻAe, hoʻōki kāua i ka ʻakaʻaka
a e hoʻomaka kākou i ka lawaiʻa.

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E hele mua,
loaʻa iā ʻoe ka māwae mua.

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E nānā iā lākou-- maikaʻi kēia
na mea ola o ka hohonu.

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Ha? ʻO kēlā mau mea
kekahi mau olelo nui, Pat.

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ʻAʻole au i lohe iā ʻoe
e hoʻohana iā lākou ma mua.

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Nonsense, kaʻu huaʻōlelo
e hoonui loa ana.

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ʻAe, e hoʻonui kākou
kā mākou ʻupena jellyfish.

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Hele mai, Patrick.

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E nana, e ka hoa,
Ua hopu au i kekahi.

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ʻAe, ua hopu au i kekahi
pū kekahi

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me ka hoopilikia ole
kona kaiaola palupalu.

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Ua hewa
e hoʻopaʻa i ke ʻano

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ma ia mea
he ano kuewa.

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ʻAe.

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He aha kāu
makemake e hana?

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E hele kākou a mahalo

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ka nani a me
palupalu o ke ano.

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Nani.

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ʻAe, pololei.

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Nawaliwali.

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ʻOiaʻiʻo.

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E hele mai, Patrick,
e hana i kahi mea leʻaleʻa.

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ʻO, makemake ʻoe e holo
kekahi mau helu helu

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a i ʻole e nānā i ke ʻano

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a hāʻawi i ke kuhiakau
o ka mea i oleloia?

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Ua noʻonoʻo wau
like me ka lele kaula

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a i ʻole nā lāhui wāwae hoʻokahi,
a i ʻole e pāʻani ana i ka ʻiole-
pāpaʻi hermit.

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ʻAʻohe manaʻo leʻaleʻa.

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Pehea e pili ana i kekahi mau ʻakaʻaka.

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[ kanikau]

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He aha ka ʻokoʻa
ma waena o kahi kīkā
a me ka iʻa?

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ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke strum i ka jellyfish.

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ʻAe!

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[ʻakaʻaka ʻakaʻaka]

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[ strums beautiful chord]

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ʻO, kuʻu,
nana i ka manawa.

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E hele maoli ana au.

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He aha ka hewa iā Patrick?

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Manaʻolana wau e hoʻomaikaʻi koke ʻo ia.

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ʻOi aku ʻoe, e Pat?

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Uh, he aha kāu e hana nei?

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Ke ao wale nei
kēia subspecies kupaianaha.

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E hōʻike wau iā ʻoe i nā ʻano subspecies.

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Makemake e kipa
Squidward?

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ʻOiai ua pau wau
me kaʻu hana,

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E hoʻohenehene au iā ʻoe
i ko oukou mau hana lapuwale.

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[ ka hoʻokani ʻana i ka melodi kīwaha]

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ʻIke wau i kēlā
ʻāpana ma nā wahi a pau:

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ʻO Cornelius Pufferfish's Opus 67,
"Symphony in Blue."

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Patrick?

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He ʻāpana nani.

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Pono hoʻokō
kekahi hana.

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Hiki iaʻu ke manaʻo i kēlā
ma ka hiku o ka pahu

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o ka adagio andante
e hoʻohui ʻoe i kahi fortissimo liʻiliʻi

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ma ka arpeggiated b-flat unahi?

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Auwe, ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo
e hana pela.

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ʻAe, ʻo ia
no ka mea kakaikahi kou noonoo.

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Pehea ʻoe i ʻike ai
ʻo ia mau mea a pau?

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Hāʻawi kahi puka hoʻolālā
he hookuu uhane

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a kōkua maʻalahi
ke kaulike noʻonoʻo olakino.

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[ hanu hohonu]

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Aia i loko o [belching]
belch kamaʻilio?

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Mr. SquarePants,
ʻIke au i kou ʻakaʻaka ʻino.

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ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo iā ʻoe
ua ʻike nui,
Patrick.

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Manaʻo paha ʻoe
hiki iā ʻoe
koʻu kumu aʻo mele?

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Uh, nā kāne?

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E lawe kāua
mai luna mai.

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[ memo uē]

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ʻAʻole maikaʻi loa,
Squidward.

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E hōʻike mai iaʻu
ka ʻenehana kūpono.

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Ma ka manao lua,
hoʻomaʻamaʻa maikaʻi.

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E hoʻomaka kākou.

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[ pāʻani ihu ]

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Uh, mahalo, ko'u moku maikai.

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ʻO ka mea pōʻino kēia
he ʻāpana hoʻokahi no ka clarinet wale nō.

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A hoʻokahi, ʻelua, ʻekolu, ʻehā.

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[ Ke pāʻani nei ʻo Squidward i waho]

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PATRICK:
Kāohi! Ua lawa!

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E ʻimi iā ʻoe iho i kumu aʻoaʻo hou!

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I kēia manawa ua kaʻawale ʻoe,

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E kiʻi kāua i kahi ʻōpala.

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ʻAʻole, SpongeBob,
Makaʻu wau ʻaʻole.

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ʻAe, he ʻōmole hou kaʻu
o ke kopa huhū nui.

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ʻAʻole, mahalo hou.

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Ma hope paha
hiki iā mākou ke pāʻani i nā pōā.

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ʻO Robert, e kuʻu mea aloha, ʻaʻohe pono.

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Ua kaʻawale mākou.

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He aha?
Pehea kou manaʻo?

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ʻIke wau ua leʻaleʻa mākou
i ka wā ma mua,

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akā ʻaʻole mākou
kūpono hou.

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ʻO ka manawa mākou i hele ai
ko kakou mau aoao kaawale.

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Pela ke ola.

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Akā ʻo Patrick,
ʻo ʻoe koʻu hoa aloha.

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ʻIke wau he paʻakikī,
aka, e hooikaika, mok.

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[ honi]:
ʻAe.

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ʻO kā mākou mau ala paha
e hele hou i kekahi lā.

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E noʻonoʻo mai iaʻu,
Mr. SquarePants.

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Aloha oe... Mr. Hoa maikai.

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[ uē ]

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[ ke kani ʻana o ka bele puka]

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Sandy, aia ʻoe?

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Makemake au i ke kōkua ʻoihana.

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[ ʻakaʻaka ʻo Sandy lāua ʻo Patrick]

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Patrick?

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ʻAe, e Pat, ʻo ʻoe hou
loaʻa ka "A" hoʻohui.

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No ke aha, mahalo iā ʻoe, e Sandra.

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Loaʻa iaʻu kāu
naauao aka
hooikaika pu ana.

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SANDY:
ʻAe, ʻoiaʻiʻo? Mahalo.

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Patrick, pehea kou manao
e pili ana i kēia pilikia?

152
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Hoʻololi wale ʻoe i ka literal
hua'ōlelo i kahi koena

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a e hoʻokō ka minuke
ka quotient makemake.

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ʻO ka maʻalahi loa o nā mammals
hiki ke hoʻomaopopo

155
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me ka manao iki.

156
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He aha kāu manaʻo
ma kēlā, ʻo Patrick?

157
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Ke paipai wale nei au

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nele oe i ka hiki
e hooponopono i na hoohalike hooponopono.

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Ke manaʻo nei ʻoe
He leo au?

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E hoʻohana au i kahi mea maʻalahi
huaʻōlelo e like me "ka pilikia."

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Manaʻo wau
e aho e haʻalele.

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ʻO wau wale nō
e hoao ana e kokua.

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ʻAʻole pono au i kāu ʻano
o ke kokua, Mr. Know-It-All.

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Ua ʻoi aku koʻu makemake iā ʻoe
i kou wā i lilo ai i poʻo ʻai!

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[ honi]:
ʻAʻole au i manaʻo e nalowale
ko'u hoa aloha.

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Pehea e hiki ai iaʻu ke hoʻokūkū me nā akamai?

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[ uē ]

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Hoʻopuni ʻia e ka ʻike
ʻaʻohe mea nāna e kaʻana like,

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ʻaʻohe mea hiki iaʻu ke kāhea he hoaaloha.

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ʻO wai kēlā moku kahiko
Ua holo au me?

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SpongeBob.

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ʻO Patrick koʻu hoaaloha
i ko'u hoomanao ana.

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ʻAe, nā lā hanohano.

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No ke aha mākou i kaʻawale ai?

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Pono wau e hoʻohana i nā mea a pau aʻu i ʻike ai
e hoopau i keia pilikia.

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He aha paha ia?

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He aha ka ʻokoʻa?

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[uā]:
He aha?!

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E hana au i kaʻu mea kahiko
hoa hou ma ko'u aoao.

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[paʻi ʻana i ka puka]

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SPONGEBOB [ kaumaha]:
E hele mai ana.

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Patrick--
ʻaihue ʻoe iaʻu?

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ʻae, ʻo wau.

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ʻAe!

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He aha kā mākou e hana ai?

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E hele ana mākou
leʻaleʻa,

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ʻo kēlā me kēia mea
ʻo ke kumukūʻai paha.

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E hana kāua i kēia.

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ʻAe, e leʻaleʻa kāua.

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ʻAe, ʻae!

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ʻOiaʻiʻo!

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Ua maopopo iaʻu ua loaʻa iaʻu
leʻaleʻa kēia hana?

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ʻAe.

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[ uē ]

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Leʻaleʻa kēlā, huh, Patrick?

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[ ʻōhumu]

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[ kanikau]

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I ka manawa hea ka leʻaleʻa
hele aku, SpongeBob?

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Ua hala i kou wā
lele mai kela pali

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a kikeke i kou poo
hoʻomaʻemaʻe.

201
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ʻo ia wale nō.
ʻO ia ka mea?

202
00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:45,655
E aha hana ʻoe?

203
00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:47,448
E hana ana au i ke kope
ka'u mau hana mai ia la mai

204
00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:49,758
e ike i ke kumu
o ko'u cha...an...nge!

205
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[ kani mamao]

206
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,137
SPONGEBOB:
Patrick!

207
00:09:58,103 --> 00:09:58,241
Paʻa, e ka hoa.

208
00:10:01,689 --> 00:10:01,827
Ma laila ʻoe e hele ai.

209
00:10:02,931 --> 00:10:03,034
Mai hopohopo, Patrick.

210
00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:04,931
Ua loaʻa iaʻu kou poʻo i ka manawa hope loa,
E loaʻa hou iaʻu.

211
00:10:10,172 --> 00:10:10,310
ʻAʻole ma laila,
aole malalo nei.

212
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:12,517
Pehea inā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa?

213
00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:14,413
Auē, ʻilihune poʻo ʻole ʻo Patrick.

214
00:10:19,172 --> 00:10:19,310
Patrick,
ua hoi kou poo.

215
00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:21,172
Akā... uh...
ʻokoʻa kou manaʻo?

216
00:10:23,896 --> 00:10:24,000
ʻAʻohe loli, ʻoiaʻiʻo.

217
00:10:25,827 --> 00:10:25,965
Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole mākou
leʻaleʻa hou.

218
00:10:30,137 --> 00:10:30,275
Ua ʻōlelo ʻoe ua ʻike ʻoe i koʻu haʻalele ʻana
poʻo poʻo i ka manawa hope.

219
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:34,103
ʻAe?

220
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:35,482
Ma hea pono
ua loaa ia oe?

221
00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:37,689
Um... aia ma ʻaneʻi.

222
00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:40,000
Hmm... hiki ʻole.

223
00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:42,724
Ina au i pae aku nei, ke alahele
o ko'u iwi po'o i okiia

224
00:10:47,517 --> 00:10:47,655
e hoʻomaha ai
ʻaʻole ma laila...

225
00:10:50,793 --> 00:10:50,931
akā ma ʻaneʻi,
ʻelima mau mika ma ka ʻākau.

226
00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:53,620
Akā inā ʻo kou poʻo kēlā,
a laila he aha kaʻu i ʻohi ai...?

227
00:10:59,000 --> 00:10:59,103
Koʻa lolo.

228
00:11:00,689 --> 00:11:00,827
ʻAʻohe mea kupanaha ua loaʻa iā ʻoe
akamai loa, e ka hoa.

229
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:04,103
Eia ʻoe, e Patrick,
kou poo kahiko.

230
00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:06,517
Ua maopopo anei ia oe
makemake e haʻalele
akamai a phosisticated

231
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:09,172
i hoa hou no'u?

232
00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:10,931
ʻAʻole hiki i ka ʻike
pani i ka hoaloha.

233
00:11:13,034 --> 00:11:13,172
ʻOi aku koʻu makemake i ka hupo.

234
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:14,724
ʻAʻole wale
he hupo, ʻo Patrick.

235
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:16,137
ʻO ʻoe nō koʻu hoa.

236
00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:22,068
Patrick?

237
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:23,655
E ʻōlelo mai ʻoe, e Patrick.

238
00:11:25,758 --> 00:11:25,896
[belching]:
Aloha, SpongeBob.

239
00:11:28,448 --> 00:11:28,586
Patrick, ua hoʻi mai ʻoe.

240
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:29,827
Patrick, ua hoʻi mai ʻoe.

241
00:11:32,034 --> 00:11:32,172
[ʻakaʻaka ʻelua]

242
00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:45,620
[ uwē kaua o ka iʻa ʻē ]

243
00:11:48,068 --> 00:11:48,206
[ʻakaʻaka ʻakaʻaka]

244
00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:03,793
[ hoʻokani mele jazzy]

245
00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:05,344
[ uē ]

246
00:12:08,965 --> 00:12:09,068
Squidward, aloha mākou iā ʻoe!

247
00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:11,551
Aloha mākou iā ʻoe Squidward,
ʻo ʻoe kaʻu punahele.

248
00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:14,275
[ ʻakaʻaka ʻo Squidward]

249
00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:16,931
[ nā kani alarm]

250
00:12:20,034 --> 00:12:20,172
ʻAe, maikaʻi.

251
00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:22,862
He manawa no kekahi
lā weliweli ma ka hana.

252
00:12:25,965 --> 00:12:26,068
Uh, kau wale i laila,
nani loa.

253
00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:28,793
[ hoʻokani memo ma ka clarinet]

254
00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:30,758
E ʻālohilohi kou hōkū
ka haʻi ʻōlelo clarinet i ka lā ʻapōpō.

255
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:34,137
[ ʻakaʻaka]

256
00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:35,896
ʻO ka manawa no kekahi lā hanohano
ma ka hana.

257
00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:42,965
Aloha kakahiaka, Squidward.

258
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:46,137
A ʻaʻole anei he kakahiaka maikaʻi?

259
00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:48,413
No ke aha ʻoe e pāʻani nei
ka clarinet?

260
00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:50,172
Ke hoʻomaʻamaʻa nei au
no ka'u heluhelu clarinet.

261
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:54,344
ʻAʻole koke ka Bikini Bottom

262
00:12:56,689 --> 00:12:56,827
e ʻike i ke kālena
ʻo ia ʻo Squidward Tentacles.

263
00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:01,620
Aloha ʻoe, SpongeBoob.

264
00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:03,551
E ʻike iā ʻoe ma ke Krusty Krab,
Squidward.

265
00:13:06,275 --> 00:13:06,413
E Sandy-- he aha kēia?

266
00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:08,172
ʻAe, eia kēia
ka'u mea lawe mea hou.

267
00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:10,379
Hiki ke hoʻoneʻe i nā mea
mai kekahi wahi a i kekahi

268
00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:12,379
i ka omo o ka maka.

269
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:13,655
ʻOoh, nani kēlā.

270
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:15,206
E hōʻike wau iā ʻoe
pehea ia hana.

271
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:23,482
Auwe!

272
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:27,103
Ma hea i hele ai?

273
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:28,655
Ma kahi wale nō āu e manaʻo ai
ʻo ia.

274
00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:30,379
[ hāmama ]:
ʻŌ!

275
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:32,896
Uh-oh,
Ua lohi au i ka hana.

276
00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:34,896
Manaʻo hiki i kāu mīkini
e hoʻokuʻu iaʻu i ka Krusty Krab?

277
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:37,310
Ua makemake mau
e ho'āʻo i kahi meaʻino.

278
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:39,275
ʻOiaʻiʻo, no ke aha ʻaʻole?

279
00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:40,931
E komo i laila,
SpongeBob.

280
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:42,758
Woo-hoo!

281
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:44,896
Paʻa paʻa.

282
00:13:46,482 --> 00:13:46,620
SPONGEBOB:
ʻAe, Sandy, manaʻo maoli kēia ...

283
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:48,206
[ pōʻino]

284
00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:51,896
Eia hou mākou.

285
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:54,655
Aloha, Thkwidward.

286
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:56,241
[ʻakaʻaka]

287
00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:01,034
He aha ka hana
me keia mea?

288
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:04,137
[ uē ]

289
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:12,620
He aha ka tarnation?
[ hāmama ]

290
00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:21,241
Aloha, Sandy!

291
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:22,689
ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu
he aha ia,

292
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:24,413
aka, me he mea la
ʻokoʻa e pili ana iaʻu.

293
00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:26,724
ʻAe-- ʻo wau hoʻi.

294
00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:28,379
E, he aha kāu e hana nei
me ko'u lima?

295
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:30,758
He aha ... he aha kaʻu e hana nei
me kou lima?

296
00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:32,724
[ Uā ʻo Squidward ]

297
00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:34,000
He aha kēia?

298
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:35,482
Ua huikau kakou a pau
hui pu.

299
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:37,068
[ Ke kāʻili ʻana o Squidward]

300
00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:39,172
He mea weliweli kēia.

301
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:40,827
Loaʻa iaʻu kaʻu clarinet
recital apopo.

302
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:43,931
ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻino loa, Squidward.

303
00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:46,551
I kēia manawa hiki iā mākou ke lilo i mau hoaaloha maikaʻi loa a
e hana pū i nā mea a pau.

304
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,103
[ Uā ʻo Squidward ]

305
00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:55,551
Sandy,
ʻO kāu hana kēia?

306
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:57,172
Pono ʻoe
e hoʻokaʻawale iā mākou.

307
00:14:58,758 --> 00:14:58,896
ʻAe, makemake wau e ʻike pehea.

308
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:00,482
Pono, pono ʻoe
hana i kekahi mea.

309
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:02,275
ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke noho
pili iā ia.

310
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:04,241
Hmm, manaʻo wau he aha ka mea e hiki mai ana

311
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:06,241
inā wau i hoʻāʻo e hoʻihoʻi iā ʻoe
i ka mea lawe?

312
00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:08,482
ʻAe, manaʻo maikaʻi--
e hana kakou.

313
00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:10,551
ʻAe, ʻaʻohe mea e hele ai.

314
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:14,655
KUMU:
ʻAe, e nā keiki,
ʻo kēia lā ka lā hānau o Timmy.

315
00:15:17,379 --> 00:15:17,517
Maopopo iā ʻoe ke ʻano o ia--
mākaukau, e Timmy?

316
00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:20,586
[ uē ʻē ]

317
00:15:22,793 --> 00:15:22,931
[ walaau ke kumu a me Timmy]

318
00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:26,965
Hoʻomaikaʻi,
Mrs. Smith.

319
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:28,931
Hānau ʻoe
i ke keiki pēpē ola kino.

320
00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:30,965
Hiki iaʻu ke ʻike i kaʻu pēpē?

321
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:32,448
ʻae nō hoʻi.

322
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:33,758
[ uē ]

323
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:38,586
Ua aloha au
me oe

324
00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:40,724
mai koʻu wā mua
ua kau ko'u maka ia oe.

325
00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:46,000
E ka pēpē,
ʻO wai kou inoa?

326
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:53,724
ʻAʻohe pono, Sandy.

327
00:15:55,344 --> 00:15:55,482
Noho mākou
ka mea like.

328
00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:57,000
He mea hilahila loa kēlā.

329
00:15:58,931 --> 00:15:59,034
ʻIke ʻoe i ke aha?

330
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:01,034
Ke hana nei au ma ka papahana
no ka mea hou,

331
00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:03,551
aka, ua mau
i ka wā embryonic.

332
00:16:05,241 --> 00:16:05,379
E ho'āʻo i kekahi mea!

333
00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:07,413
ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hele i kaʻu clarinet
heluhelu e like me keia.

334
00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:10,586
E hoʻomau wau i ka hana.

335
00:16:12,448 --> 00:16:12,586
I kēia manawa,
e nā keikikāne e hoʻomau i ko ʻoukou poʻo i luna.

336
00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:16,482
Hui mau loa.

337
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:17,931
Poino.

338
00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:19,896
ʻO SpongeBob, ʻaʻohe kanaka
aʻo iā ʻoe pehea e holo kaʻa kaʻa?

339
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:23,310
Mai hopohopo, naʻu nō e hoʻokele.

340
00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:24,793
Auwe! Auwe!

341
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:26,206
ʻO SpongeBob!
Auwe! Auwe! Auwe!

342
00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:27,551
Auwe! Auwe! Auwe! Auwe! Auwe! Auwe! Auwe!

343
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:31,586
Pono wau e waiho i ka ʻuala wela.

344
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,103
[ hāʻule ]

345
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,137
He aha i ke ahi
ke hele nei ma ʻaneʻi?

346
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,137
Aloha, e Mr. Krabs.

347
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:44,241
He aha kā ʻolua hana
e waiho ana a puni?

348
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,103
E hele i ka hana!

349
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:47,206
Inā ʻōlelo ʻoe pēlā.

350
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:49,517
Egad! Ua aha ʻoe?

351
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:51,758
Uh, ʻaʻole au makemake e ʻike.

352
00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:53,620
E hele wale e hana i kāu mau hana.

353
00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:55,310
ʻAe, ʻae,
kap'n!

354
00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:57,310
Pono ʻoe e like me ia
he buffoon hoʻokipa?

355
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:00,896
ʻO Squidward, nā mea a pau
ʻike ʻo wau he ʻōhuʻu.

356
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:03,620
ʻAʻohe oʻu ʻano e like me ka baluna.

357
00:17:05,103 --> 00:17:05,241
ʻAʻohe oʻu manawa no kēia.

358
00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:07,517
Loaʻa wau i ke kanaka
ka waihona kālā.

359
00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:09,413
[ kaohi ana

360
00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:12,241
Auwe!

361
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:13,379
Hiki anei iaʻu ke kōkua?

362
00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:14,862
ʻElua Krabby Patties,
ʻoluʻolu.

363
00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:16,931
SQUIDWARD:
SpongeBob, makemake au i ʻelua
Krabby Patties.

364
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:18,758
ʻElua Krabby Patties
e hoea mai ana.

365
00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:23,689
ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hiki i ka bun.

366
00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:25,793
ʻO SpongeBob, he aha ka paʻa?

367
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:27,965
E kala mai, e Mr. Krabs,
Aia wau ma luna.

368
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:30,689
He kālā ka manawa, e ke keiki.

369
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,103
ʻO ka manawa ke kālā, pololei.

370
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:35,275
[ paio]

371
00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:36,620
Aloha, bun, i ka hope ua hui kāua.

372
00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:39,034
[ uē ]

373
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:40,689
[ uē weliweli ]

374
00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:43,206
A i kēia manawa no...

375
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:44,448
[ uē lāua ʻelua]

376
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:45,862
ʻAe, ʻo ia nō.

377
00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:49,931
ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke uku iā ʻoe
hoʻopilikia i kaʻu ʻoihana.

378
00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:52,241
ʻOi aku ka pilikia o ʻolua
ma mua o kou waiwai.

379
00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:55,172
A mai hoʻi ʻoe a hiki i kou wā
e hoʻoponopono i kēia pilikia.

380
00:17:59,655 --> 00:17:59,793
SPONGEBOB:
E nana i ka aoao malamalama,
Squidward.

381
00:18:01,827 --> 00:18:01,965
Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, loaʻa iā mākou
kekahi i kekahi.

382
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,137
Pēlā mākou i komo ai i kēia
pilikia ma kahi mua.

383
00:18:07,103 --> 00:18:07,241
Ano, ina oe e kala mai ia'u,
Makemake au i kahi manawa maluhia.

384
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:11,758
[ hoʻomaka i ka pāʻani clarinet]

385
00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:15,034
Auwe!
Pōhaku, e ke bro.

386
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:17,827
SQUIDWARD:
ʻO Sandy! ʻO Sandy!

387
00:18:19,655 --> 00:18:19,793
E ʻoluʻolu e haʻi mai iaʻu ua manaʻo ʻoe
i kahi ala e hoʻokaʻawale ai iā mākou.

388
00:18:22,172 --> 00:18:22,310
E aloha aku i ka
kukuna hoʻokaʻawale molecular.

389
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:24,965
Aloha mai, ray separator molecular.

390
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:27,758
ʻAe, e hoʻomau kāua.

391
00:18:29,413 --> 00:18:29,551
ʻO kaʻu haʻiʻōlelo clarinet
ʻo ka pō ʻapōpō.

392
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:31,965
ʻAe, ʻaʻole wau maopopo
hana me ia.

393
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:34,448
He aha?

394
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:35,965
ʻO wau nō
e hui pu ana.

395
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:37,586
Ma ka maikaʻi loa
E hoʻomākaukau wau,

396
00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:38,965
uh... ma hope o ka lā ʻapōpō paha?

397
00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:41,068
He aha?
Ma hope o ka lā ʻapōpō?

398
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:42,758
ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole!

399
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:44,241
He hana ko'u
ʻapōpō.

400
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:46,206
ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke paʻa
i kēlā freak melemele.

401
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:50,310
Sandy, e ʻoluʻolu--
pono ʻoe e hana
mamua o ka hoikeike.

402
00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:54,344
ʻAe, ʻē,
Manaʻo wau ...

403
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:56,827
E hoʻomākaukau wau
ma mua o kou hele ʻana.

404
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:12,724
[ kaohi]

405
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:16,586
SQUIDWARD:
ʻOiaʻiʻo.

406
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:21,758
Auwe, kuu.

407
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:24,551
ʻAuhea ʻoe Sandy?

408
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:26,896
Sandy?

409
00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:29,275
ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hana,
ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hele i waho.

410
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:32,241
Squidward...
ʻO kou manawa kēia,

411
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:35,931
ka moʻolelo āu e haʻi aku ai

412
00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:37,931
ke nana oe i hope
ma ke ʻano he... superstar.

413
00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:41,793
Hoku hōkū?

414
00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:43,551
E hele i waho
a haawi ia lakou

415
00:19:45,275 --> 00:19:45,413
ka hōʻike darned maikaʻi loa
ua ike lakou.

416
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:47,758
Pono ʻoe--
pono e hoʻomau ka hōʻike.

417
00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:50,965
HOOLAHA:
E na wahine a me na i'a,

418
00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:53,551
ʻO Bikini Bottom
kikowaena rec center

419
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:55,965
haʻaheo e hōʻike
Nā Kūleʻa Squidward.

420
00:19:59,310 --> 00:19:59,448
[ paʻi ]

421
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:01,758
[ lehulehu oohs]

422
00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:03,689
[ hoʻokani mele ʻuhane ]

423
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:08,482
E ka meli, makaʻu wau.

424
00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:10,275
[ hoʻomau i ka pāʻani]

425
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:17,655
[ waimaka lole ]

426
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:21,241
[ hauʻoli ka lehulehu]

427
00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:25,172
Uh... hi.

428
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:27,862
Auwe!

429
00:20:29,827 --> 00:20:29,965
[ʻakaʻaka]

430
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:31,448
Pōhaku, e ke bro.

431
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:33,586
ʻAe! Whoo!

432
00:20:35,344 --> 00:20:35,482
[ manaʻo lehulehu ]

433
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:39,103
[ʻoliʻoli a me ka ʻōlelo ʻana]

434
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:41,551
Auwe,
makemake loa lakou.

435
00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:44,000
MR. KRABS:
Aia ʻoe e Squiddy.

436
00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:46,482
[ ʻoliʻoli ka lehulehu]

437
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:49,827
Lakou... lakou...
ke hauʻoli nei lākou.

438
00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:53,068
Superstardom-- pono kēia
e like me kona manao.

439
00:20:57,551 --> 00:20:57,689
Penei kona ano,

440
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:00,758
he aha ia... ke kani nei,

441
00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:04,206
a... [ hanu hohonu]
he aha kona ʻala.

442
00:21:08,758 --> 00:21:08,896
Auwe, ʻona wale.

443
00:21:13,517 --> 00:21:13,655
Whoo-wee!
ʻAe, aia ʻoukou e nā keikikāne.

444
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:16,413
Me he mea lā aia wau i ka manawa.

445
00:21:17,965 --> 00:21:18,068
Sandy?

446
00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:19,689
Hoʻokahi pahū o kēia
kukuna hoʻokaʻawale molecular

447
00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:21,413
a e lilo ana ʻoe
kaawale no ka maikai.

448
00:21:23,206 --> 00:21:23,344
ʻAʻole, ʻaʻohe kali--
Sandy, mai.

449
00:21:27,689 --> 00:21:27,827
[ hauʻoli ka lehulehu]

450
00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:29,275
[ ʻōhumu hoʻohaʻahaʻa]

451
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:34,758
[ hoʻomaka i ka pāʻani clarinet]

452
00:21:40,517 --> 00:21:40,655
Manaʻo wau e maʻi ana au.

453
00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:46,448
ʻAe, ua haʻalele au.

454
00:21:48,689 --> 00:21:48,827
Ha?
ʻAʻole, kali, kali!

455
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,137
Auwe, hele mai.

456
00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:55,551
ʻO, koʻu manawa hoʻokahi
o ka kaulana i hala.

457
00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:01,896
Aia kekahi ala
e hoohuli i keia.

458
00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:04,655
ʻAʻole, Squidward,
He mea paʻakikī loa kēlā.

459
00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:09,379
Squidward,
ʻAʻole au e...

460
00:22:12,827 --> 00:22:12,965
No laila, he aha ka mea
ka pilikia, e Mr. Tentacles?

461
00:22:16,931 --> 00:22:17,034
Ua hoʻomaka ia i koʻu hānau ʻana.

462
00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:38,448
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